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(via kiloko)

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kiloko:

The Droid For Verizon

kiloko:

The Droid For Verizon

I’m getting littler and litter by the day. It’s niiice.

I’m getting littler and litter by the day. It’s niiice.

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jesus

(via fuckyeahdykes)

jesus

MISS THIS ASSHOLE

MISS THIS ASSHOLE

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shmannah:

thedailywhat:

Pie Chart of the Day: They may also have a few choice words for Monday.
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shmannah:

thedailywhat:

Pie Chart of the Day: They may also have a few choice words for Monday.

[via.]

I get antsy at the thought of actually following through, or finishing a task. I need to have a constantly changing environment. Fuck everything. I’m destined to fail in this life.

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fmylife:

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

New-ish additions.
Sometimes, don’t you wish you could will someone into talking to you?
Yeah.
I’m the least articulate person I know.
My sentences are train wrecks. I shouldn’t be allowed to speak.

New-ish additions.

Sometimes, don’t you wish you could will someone into talking to you?

Yeah.

I’m the least articulate person I know.

My sentences are train wrecks. I shouldn’t be allowed to speak.